![]() 05/06/2018 at 09:21 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Want free stuff? Go there. Some of their choices are ridiculously over-the-top. Or, if you’re a Christian, they do have some wholesome choices too. But in any case, they’re free.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 09:38 |
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shit..... i can barely control my urge to burn down cars with a jesus fish
seeing any of these in the wild might be more than i can handle
(tho i do like the modified ones lol)
(note... im not against christianity.... just against the type of people that put jesus fish on their cars)
![]() 05/06/2018 at 09:41 |
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as for me and my car we will swerve the lord
![]() 05/06/2018 at 09:59 |
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I parked behind someone once who had entirely sticker-bombed their trunk with this, I wish I could find the picture.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:04 |
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I’m a Christian and even I shudder at the thought of these bumper stickers. As for the fish though, that’s at least not telling the world that they are doing something wrong or that they are going to hell because they don’t share the drivers beliefs. The fish just identifies folks as Christians. But I can understand where you’re coming from, I get similar urges when I see a trump sticker on a vehicle. But again, it’s just an identifying sticker, not spouting some statement that the driver is somehow better than the rest of us because of ______. But to each their own. And the modified stickers are hilarious.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:14 |
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thankfully im in the netherlands... so no trump stickers for me (i doubt i could handle those without wanting to run whatever its on off the road)
the fish.. in my experience anyone that has one is the type that not only is a christian but thinks you should be too
(and they’ll be very polite about it... but you wont get rid of them unless you convert)
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:16 |
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Oh I see a couple I need to put on my friends truck!
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:20 |
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Abstinence pays! 250,000 for your Precious Virginity!
With drugs, Eternal Life is possible!
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:20 |
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![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:23 |
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I’m an anti-theist. I believe that religion has left a net negative on the world as a whole and belief unsubstantiated by evidence is holding us back as a society.
I also choose not to engage these people because of their belief without evidence. Nothing that I can say can push past the wall they erect around themselves.
Based on my experience, most Christians have never read the whole bible. I have. Twice. That’s what happens when you go to two Christian colleges that require it. Having read that whole book, examined the inconsistencies, hypocrisy, history, and most importantly context , led me to the realization that most of it doesn’t make sense. It’s morally and ethically inconsistent. There’s a passage to justify literally any terrible thing you want to do to someone different from you. And most of the oft-quoted verses are taken out of context for the sole purpose of pushing someone’s agenda.
American Christians - especially white, middle-and- upper class evangelicals - are the worst of the bunch. They swing their bibles like weapons. They use their faith as an excuse to extort and persecute those who don’t fall in line with their rules. They spend their days off shouting insults at women going into the only OBGYN office they can afford. They push themselves on to school boards - often when they don’t even have children - to eliminate real science from curricula because it offends their narrow worldview. They attack and attack and attack, and when anyone pushes back they claim persecution. When you have almost all the power and money you don’t get to say you’re persecuted! And before you #notallchristians the place up, your silence is consent. If you don’t speak out against your own, then the blood is on your hands, too.
And after all this, they keep that cross in their pockets to remind themselves that a prayer and “relationship” with Jesus means they are wholly and fully justified in their shitty behavior. Because they’re doing the “Lord’s Work(tm)”
![]() 05/06/2018 at 10:54 |
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SShudder cringe *dies*
You can have a religion all you want, but the world doesn’t need to know, trust me. Bumper stickers, statues, etc. is kinda getting away from the base of religion in general, it’s all superficial shit. I myself don’t believe in religion, but do believe there’s some sort of god-like thing somewhere and somehow.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:03 |
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Napkin math:
40,000 murders by age 18.
By your 18th birthday you’ve lived 6,570 days.
If those 40,000 murders were spread out evenly every day starting the day you were born that would be roughly 6 murders a day.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:11 |
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I have bookmarked this page for future reference. I can’t wait to slap these on my friends’ cars
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:13 |
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I’m a Chiristian and I’m not a fan of number stickers of any kind. After a couple years they look horrible and they make paint fade unevenly. Plus they don’t really serve a purpose. I’m happy to tell people I’m a Christian, and even tell them about it if they’re interested but I don’t think bumper stickers are the way to do it.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:43 |
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Definitely need one for the fc3s, the way things are going I’m sure the car is possessed.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:53 |
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“Don’t let some scumbag steal your Precious Virginity.”
- Matthew 1:18
![]() 05/06/2018 at 11:57 |
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Must be watching a lot of Law amd Order marathons to get that many murders in a day.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:05 |
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I need these for umm... reasons. But I don’t want to give them my address.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:13 |
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As with a lot of statistics used to push an agenda, it’s probably inflated or pulked out of thin air.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:18 |
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The fish just identifies folks as Christians.
But why the need to advertise? It’s not like you are part of a secret repressed religion any more.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:25 |
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I feel like I have some catching up to do there.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:42 |
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Technically all Christians are supposed to attempt to convert. But those types are the ones that do it by force rather than being a decent person.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 12:54 |
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Christians don’t need stickers, they already spend a godawful amount of time telling everyone they’re christian
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:01 |
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That’s the murder rate in Los Santos.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:01 |
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I suddenly have the urge to BBQ some of that lamb of god, take away someone’s doctor-prescribed drugs, watch more TV for the violent acts and murder (Game of Thrones!) and then auction my virginity.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:04 |
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I was behind on my murders viewed... but then I got caught up with The Game Of Thrones.
Then I doubled down and read the Game of Thones books
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:15 |
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I love this one though - “Be nice to everyone, you don’t know who will be on your jury trial”. That’s legit a motto to take to heart.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:28 |
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“Condoms con you into thinking you’re safe,” reminds me of a joke I love: abstinence is 99.9999999999% effective.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:46 |
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Literally me
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:46 |
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You must love Kristen for her Cargument stance versus Justin Westbrook.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 13:59 |
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“Life can be hard but with drugs it’s easier*”
![]() 05/06/2018 at 14:02 |
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? Link please.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 14:27 |
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Happily.
https://jalopnik.com/are-bumper-stickers-great-or-horrible-a-cargument-1825534410
![]() 05/06/2018 at 15:34 |
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Good take, I would however, like to clarify that I’m ok with window stickers. I had a blibshift one for a while, and eventually I want an Oppo sticker. I’m just opposed to bumper stickers.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 16:02 |
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Reading is not witnessing. Go play Grand Theft Auto and get caught up again.
![]() 05/06/2018 at 18:06 |
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Aw cmon... the reading doesn’t count????
![]() 05/06/2018 at 19:33 |
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But Chad 420:69 says otherwise.